A looks uncomfortable as she steps out of her bath.
What’s the matter sweetie? I ask concerned
My butt is hurting, pointing to her front.
I thought. Wow, this could be a great opportunity for me to engage my 3 year old in an anatomical lesson. So I say, That is called the vagina. It’s not the same as your butt. Yours is called a vagina and dada’s is called a penis.
A pagina? What is a pagina? penis + vagina= pagina????
It’s vagina, not pagina silly, quips her tickled brother. He then swiftly pulls his underwear down, points the index to his little wienie and says,
See, see..this is what I have...a penis. P-E-N-I-S!!!
A goes up to her brother, looks at his little organ intently, compares his with hers and then says,
Oh,I see. I have a pagina and you have a peenaas. Hmm..now I know.
*Anatomy lesson cum demonstration was a roaring success*