Unbelievable...

I was done drinking after ONE glass of wine!!! D-O-N-E. Couldn't drink anymore even if I had to for dear life.
Shocking...absolutely shocking.
My alcohol consumption capacity has reached its ebb. After much consideration, I think one of the following may be the cause:

1. I was just too tired
2. The wine was awful
3. Age is sneakily catching up on me

Can't be number 1. I am never too tired to guzzle down booze.
Can't be number 2. I can drink anything even if it tastes and smells like sewer water. No, I am not an alcoholic. I just enjoy drinking.
That leaves me with number 3. I think this is it - I am merely getting old. Age is slowing down everything including my ability to drink.

Boo-hoo....