Friday, February 20, 2009

There Ain’t No Privacy No More

And it dawns on you....

..when you can no longer take a bath without your little one peering(read 'sizing you up')through the shower curtain

..when you have to potty but you can’t because your little one rushes into the bathroom before you, stands right in front of the toilet and waits for you to relieve yourself while she watches you or

..when she insists on helping you clean up by passing bits and pieces of toilet paper with her tiny hands

..when the kids decide to join you in bed, just when you and your partner are getting nice and cozy

..when they barge into your closet just as you are slipping out of your dress

Well, I don't know about you but I need a kid-free vacation. It's about time.