Monday, March 2, 2009

Story Time + Booby Time = Fun

The three lay down in bed. It's time for a story. The boy on one side of the mother, the little girl sitting up on the other. As the mom animatedly read the "Jungle Stories", the girl places her tiny hand on one of the mother's boobs, and squeezes it.

Distracted, the mom looks at her questioningly. The little girl smiles impishly, naughtiness twinkling in her eyes,says,

Mama, I am touching your pate (stomach)
No, you are not, that's not my stomach. That's my boobie, the bewildered mom replies.
Oh, boobie, repeats the little devil.
Then she moves her tiny hand to the other mound and squeals,
Oh! there is another one, mama ( as if she stumbled upon a treasure box!). And then she declares, you have TWO boobies!!

The girl and the boy crack up leaving their mom befuddled. Story telling time turns into booby counting time.

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